About Us

You Know That Feeling?

When you wear a shirt with an inside joke and another geek gets it across the coffee shop. When your party absolutely destroys the DM's carefully planned plot, and everyone's laughing so hard they can't breathe.

That's the feeling we bottle up and print on shirts.

Your Story Is Our Story

Remember when "playing pretend" was something you were supposed to outgrow? When rolling dice on Friday night meant you were "weird" instead of "winning at life"? We're done with that.

Weird is a badge of honor.

Your campaigns are better than most Netflix series. Your character development is deeper than most novels. Your table's inside jokes could power a comedy special. And those 47 dice sets? That's not a problem, that's a collection.

Why We’re Here

We turn the moments that matter, those nat 1 disasters, the unhinged party decisions, the DM's "are you SURE?" warnings you ignored, into shirts that make your whole table say "OMG, YES."

Because you deserve apparel that:

  • Gets the joke without having to explain it
  • Signals to other geeks that you're one of them (instant friend code)
  • Actually fits well because you're wearing this for 8-hour sessions
  • Starts conversations with fellow adventurers in the wild

When you wear Wizardly Tees, you're wearing a badge that says: 'I spend Friday nights rolling math rocks with my best friends, and I wouldn't have it any other way.'

The Human Behind The Shirts

I'm Rob. And yeah, I'm a geek like you. I grew up in the '80s when most people were sort of scared of D&D. I spent my childhood on the living room floor drawing with my dad. Him sketching his favorite comic book heroes, and me creating infinite characters and the worlds they inhabit. That creative fire led exactly where you'd expect: comics, video games, epic movies (those gloriously edited-for-TV versions), and eventually, inevitably, to rolling those beautiful, clicky clacky polyhedral dice.

D&D wasn't just a game. It was permission to be exactly ourselves: weird, creative, chaotic, brilliant.

For decades, we were told to hide that part of ourselves. To "be normal." To outgrow it.

But here's the thing: the world finally caught up to us. Billionaires are running campaigns. Celebrities are streaming their games. Tabletop gaming is a $50+ billion industry. Every hour we spent "wasting time" in dungeons? We were just ahead of the curve.

So I started Wizardly Tees for the DMs who sacrifice sleep to build worlds. For the players who've said "it's what my character would do" and meant it. For anyone who's ever felt that electric moment when the whole table erupts in laughter over something no one else would understand.

You made this culture legendary. We just make the shirts to celebrate it.

How We Make Your Shirts

Every design starts the way your best campaigns do: with a human idea, a spark of "wait, that would be hilarious."

I sketch the concepts the same way I've been drawing since those days on my dad's living room floor. Then we use modern tools (yes, including AI) to explore possibilities and refine details, but every single design is finished by human hands. Because algorithms don't understand the specific chaos of a nat 1 at exactly the wrong (right?) moment.

What Happens Next

You keep being exactly who you are: chaotic, creative, committed to your table and your rolls.

We'll keep making shirts that celebrate it.

Welcome to Wizardly Tees. Your weird is our specialty.

Stay Wizardly,
Rob
Founder, Arch Wizard of Design

P.S. - Got a campaign story that’s begging to be a shirt? Hit us up. The best stories become designs, and you get one free. Because this brand is yours as much as it's mine.

P.S.S - Meet Eddie the Distractor, the inspiration behind our “Easily Distracted by Cats & Dice” tee.